"Lets make some fun!" garyn`s giveaway

[:1]Hi all. The time has come for me to quit D2. So I want some of my nice items go to members of this very nice society . What do you need to do to get them? Just make me laugh. You can tell jokes, funny stories or anything else, anything that is not forbidden by the rules of this forum. There are no rule from me that person have only one try. You may try as many times as you want. This giveaway will ends at 12:00 on Sunday 04. September. There are six prizes, so there will be six winners with the jokes which makes me laugh more.

Thanks for your attention. Let the fun begin.

...almost forgot to announce prizes

1. Pala torch 20/19

2. Anni 18/17/9

3. Soso torch 18/20

4. CoH in Wire Fleece

5. Hoto @38

6. 7 Ist

Cheers

*garyni4|||i just read those:

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"

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lol

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”



I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.|||On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"



Oh yea and a link.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrbabyman/di...-relate-to-b7t|||"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."|||A guy enters a pub that he has never visited before and on the bar he sees a jar filled with notes of 20 �. He asks to the bartender what the jar means. �It�s a little competition we have here with the regulars, you have to put 20 � in the jar and the first who can accomplish 3 tasks wins all the money�.

�So what are the 3 tasks ?� He replies. �The first is relatively easy: you have to drink 10 beers in 5 minutes time and when you have done that I will give you the other assignments�. So the guy puts 20 � in the jar and drinks 10 beers in less than 5 minutes. Ok replies the bartender: �the second assignment is that you have to pull a tooth from my rotweiler in my backyard, he has a toothache but you may not sedate him. And the third task is that you give an orgasm to my mother-in law who lies in bed upstairs, she is frigid and ugly as hell�.

So the visitor goes to the backyard and everybody hears a terrible howling and screaming. A few moments later he appears covered in blood, scratches and wounds. �Ok� he says triumphantly, �now where can I find that women again from whom I have to pull a tooth ?�|||Don't need any prices; just felt the need to share this.

(Originally posted on fb by a friend of mine).

Today more research money is placed into areas of impotence and plastic surgery than into alzheimer's. It is estimated that in 30 years time, we will all be sitting with our big breats and giant hardons and not know why



#EDIT: Just remembered this (Used by 'Anden' in his show).

Morbid humour: Slapping a sticker labeled 'kids in the vehicle' on a hearse.



A bit rude - sry in advance X and K|||"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."|||Hi.. ever heard about the guy with the giant orange head?.. He once sat at a bar then a guy asked him: What's up with your head?.. The an answered: Let me tell you the story, you see. One sunny day I took a walk at the beach. then I saw a lamp.. Thought about Aladin.. so why not give it a try? I rubbed the lamp, and up came a Spirit!.. I was amazed, he said I had 3 wishes.. So!.. I had always wanted to never care about money, so I wished I never had to worry about money again!.. the spirit accepted the wish!.. I was getting kinda old at that point, so for my second wish, I wished to live forever! The spirit approved the wish. And for my third wish, I wished I had a giant orange head!

I know it's bad, made it up kinda.. just fun to be active in these challenges! D

Have fun with your lilfe!|||A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”|||So any news of who gets the price ?